Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Got any more cookies or not?






Khazanah may place out Pharmaniaga, UEM Land, MAHB


Khazanah Nasional Bhd may place out shares in Pharmaniaga Bhd and UEM Land Bhd and continue to reduce its stake in Malaysia Airports Holdings Bhd (MAHB), according to OSK Investment Research.

The Edge Malaysia 16 September.

If you cannot make it, would you fake it?




Which of the 3 would you pick?

The Girl, the Machine or Xerox?

I'll pick the first two, thank you. Xerox will just fake it!

Still, there are people who find it difficult to make up their

mind
!



Monday, September 14, 2009

Tit for Tat - Semalam di Malaya





This song bests describes the present rough patch in the relations between Malaysia and Indonesia. Creative music talents in Indonesia always have a way of saying things!

Should we harbor any ill-feelings on our neighbor? Nah! Many of our great grandparents came from there. How could we?

Bank Islam have several plantations in Indonesia. So do others Sime Darby etc.

And they burn peat swamps to make way for oil palm plantations, so badly we get the haze or jerebu back home!

Maybe the rough patch in relations is really a haze, too! ;)

With a Bye Elections after Raya in Bagan Pinang who will be "Ayam den Lapeh"?


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

How to run high end glitzy world of finance









Apai moved from Betong to Bangsar and bought a Kancil from a dealer for RM$5,000.00. The dealer agreed to deliver the Kancil the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry Pai, but I have some bad news, itu Kancil sudah nyau!'

Apai replied, 'Akai!!! Then just give me my money back!'

The Dealer said, 'Tak boleh, lor! I sudah belanja semua'

Apai said, 'OK, you kasih itu kunci Kancil!'

The Dealer asked, 'Apa lu mau buat sama kunci? Kancil sudah tak dak!

Apai said, 'Endak nemu agi! I boleh buat Cabutan Gemilang!'

The Dealer said 'Ooi! Apa mau cabut-cabut? Itu Kancil tak dak!'

Apai said, 'Sure can, one! You tunggu lah! Gua tak mau cakap Kancil sudah nyau!.'

A month later, the Dealer met up with Apai and asked, 'Ooi, Pai! Apa sudah jadi itu nyau punye Kancil?'

Apai said, 'You tak tau Gua buat Cabutan Gemilang, argh? I sold 10,000 tickets at 60 sen satu, untung RM$998.80!'

The Dealer said, 'Orang tak dak komplen, argh?'

Apai said, 'Ada itu mamak sorang menang, lor!!! Gua bagi dia RM1.20! Dia cabut 2 tiket!'

Apai now works for Bank Negara.





Monday, September 7, 2009

Don't lose it to sour times ! To tomorrow's headlines ...





Yeah, ler! To media masseurs like Rais Yatim and Hishamuddin Hussein, and Utusan Melayu and the the Star Online, RTM and all the lot. And for lying under oath and licence!


Althought with the ICT and the Web, the work has become trunky and elephantine, and 'serut'! ;)




# See also Al Jazeera [click here]