Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The Yanks are coming | English for Malaysians | Ain't that dumb?


The Yanks are coming! To teach us English!?

300 of them! And they're Fullbright scholars! We might as well get more from the London School of Economics! We might be better off with colorful Gaddafi headgears.

What we need is for Malaysians to learn to speak Bahasa Malaysia better. One of Malaysia's top cops, last night over TV, Mohd Bakri Zinin, could not string a decent sentence without "Apa ini?" and "Apa itu?" which really means that for every 100 words uttered perhaps 30% were "Apa nama?" "Apa itu?" or "Apa dah?"

Sure I write in English. You just haven't heard my Bahasa that's all. I'm just trying to translate (for myself) Samad Sa'id's BERSIH poem into English. I'll make someone very happy! :)

You can try your English on this :

Unggun-bersih

Semakin lara kita didera bara -
kita laungkan juga pesan merdeka:
Demokrasi sebenderang mentari
sehasrat hajat semurni harga diri.

Lama resah kita - demokrasi luka;
lama duka kita - demokrasi lara.
Demokrasi yang angkuh, kita cemuhi;
suara bebas yang utuh, kita idami!

Dua abad lalu Sam Adams berseru:
(di Boston dijirus teh ke laut biru):
Tak diperlu gempita sorak yang gebu,
diperlu hanya unggun api yang syahdu.

Kini menyalalah unggun sakti itu;
kini merebaklah nyala unggun itu.

"Unggun" is embers or as the current mood would like it, it's sparks! And they're flying!

I resent that line -

"Demokrasi yang angkuh ..."

Is there "arrogance" in Democracy? For being "angkuh" is really sombong. The "sombong" people are the PBB and UMNO people. They're not only "sombong" but "bodoh sombong "! Because according to one, Zam, we have "erection" every 5 years!

But as Samad would have it ... some Malaysians, in ignorance or arrogance, are decrying and denying democracy that they blah blah over RTM, with dishonesty and hypocrisy glistening from Rais' bald forehead!



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Monday, June 27, 2011

BERSIH | Rapping Dishonesty - Kotor Quotes of the DAy



It seems like the organisers for the July 9 rally are perhaps desperate, and they think this is their time to shake up the peace, create commotion and seize power. People who are sane, have families, educated, who have businesses and have other interests, should rise against this evil and unlawful rally.

The police said yesterday they were probing attempts by Bersih activists to revive communism, and are investigating 30 Parti Sosialis Malaysia (PSM) members, including Sungai Siput MP Dr Michael Jayakumar, for “waging war against the Yang di-Pertuan Agong.
” - Datuk Seri Utama Rais Yatem


What would kampung people say? If they knew Rais Yatem, is a right honorable King's College scholar? Or was it the The London School of Economics who tutored Gaddafi and his sons?

If Rais balik kampung, wonder what welcome he might get from decent kampung folks!







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BERSIH | Will it turn Kotor?



They say, Bersih might turn Kotor! That UMNO and BN party members are at their wits to answer citizen discontent over how inadequate governance is on the conduct of general elections in the country. Their knee jerk response so far from all the threats of arrest and bans is nothing less than Kotor!

But, all that we want to do is to create awareness in order to govern ourselves. The Deputy Inspector General of Police last night over RTM 2 gave me the impression, there might really be nasty incidents. You figure!

Our PM must be protected by all means. He should not leave home without his helmet! ;)


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