This levitation thing ...

Far out in space, Mars hangs. Water which will always find its level, can be levitated or suspended too!

If we all learn Blaine's Mundo acts, we'll put Hassan Merican and his fluid out of business. Then the Arabs will be whining and no American President will oil his legacy. What an idea! What would the Arabian Sunnis say? That all Muslims, non-Sunnis, are irredeemable infidels?! But couldn't they calm down if you roll out a barrel?

The good Lord gave us something grave, gravity! Just as well! Otherwise, you'll be chasing your "papankunci"/ (keyboard) all over town. Wouldn't be able to write, would we? But we could still levitate our words or thoughts. Imagine, when some people levitate thoughts about food. That should send the cook running for dear life or, a fully dressed Chef in front of you with a steaming "Ace Laksa" (S Laksa or Sarawak Laksa or SL ). Walla, walla! Oh la la! What a la-life!

But who should have a life like this? Not everyone can afford it, although "afford" would become a meaningless idea. I could tie my keyboard to the anchored table and Walla! An Ace Laksa appears!

I knew a magistrate who loved Mee Jawa. There was a "Wak" hawking it not far form the old Court House in Kuching. He mischieviously told me, before or after a case, he would have a steaming plate of Mee Jawa smack on his table Mondays to Fridays. And ... if appropriate, inside his desk! My friend was a no-nonsense judge and I liked the guy. The trouble was, he couldn't tolerate anything silly! So when Kuching politicians talked silly, he threatened them with a suit! Great! Shouldn't we consider same ...?

What is terrible is that when Judges become politicians we are in hot soup! They levitate and things come drifting to them, at arms length! It won't be like my friend's Mee Jawa, hidden in the desk!

But in the total scheme of things, ain't we all levitated? The earth ties us down because of gravity. Don't ever try and wonder if that was a grave mistake!

If you have one of those fancy joysticks that you could carry in your pocket, you could eventually call a chopper to you! Yeah! A chopper comes to you! Like Silver comes running to you with only a whistle. Then you could board your chopper---take it high, higher, highest! Then you see, the earth is a floating ball. No strings nor aprons! Ask that Astonot Shake and he'll tell you so! And he'll tell you to get real! Because we all levitate! Out there! Bless Astonot Shake!

Well, from earth, we're not the only ones to levitate. Mars does, too!

Something terrible happened to Mars. They got banged by a big one!