Bernama reports the second French made submarine, named KD Tun Razak, is in Malaysian territory or perhaps under its waters. The total bill for Malaysia for the two amphibious tonkangs is now RM7.3 billions. What Razak Baginda did with the RM0.57 billions is a mystery still. What is reasonable to figure out is how to say "deal" in French which is "traiter" and goodbye which is "au revoir". Or perhaps "Paris is stupendous at sunset" which is "Paris est extraordinaire au coucher du soleil". Don't blame me if it's not so right. Take it on Google.
Maybe our language services bill at the Malaysian Embassy was higher than the Eifel Tower then as the ambassador could have been a Kelantanese. The French is a noble people and they hold immense pride in their language. It would be very enlightening to hear a Frenchman and a Kelantanese speak at the same time. If you include a citizen from Samarahan it might be "troublant". Why not settle for Mongolian?
Since the order was made in 2002, it has now almost been a decade for the tubs to arrive and we're still not sure if they're of any use. If, God forbid, we need to fire the tubs' arsenal we might have to ask Singapore for the password. Maybe Mahathir Mohammad has the password. After all, the tubs were bought on his watch. Shouldn't he know what he decided on, as PM?
