Apai moved from Betong to Bangsar and bought a Kancil from a dealer for RM$5,000.00. The dealer agreed to deliver the Kancil the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry Pai, but I have some bad news, itu Kancil sudah nyau!'
Apai replied, 'Akai!!! Then just give me my money back!'
The Dealer said, 'Tak boleh, lor! I sudah belanja semua'
Apai said, 'OK, you kasih itu kunci Kancil!'
The Dealer asked, 'Apa lu mau buat sama kunci? Kancil sudah tak dak!
Apai said, 'Endak nemu agi! I boleh buat Cabutan Gemilang!'
The Dealer said 'Ooi! Apa mau cabut-cabut? Itu Kancil tak dak!'
Apai said, 'Sure can, one! You tunggu lah! Gua tak mau cakap Kancil sudah nyau!.'
A month later, the Dealer met up with Apai and asked, 'Ooi, Pai! Apa sudah jadi itu nyau punye Kancil?'
Apai said, 'You tak tau Gua buat Cabutan Gemilang, argh? I sold 10,000 tickets at 60 sen satu, untung RM$998.80!'
The Dealer said, 'Orang tak dak komplen, argh?'
Apai said, 'Ada itu mamak sorang menang, lor!!! Gua bagi dia RM1.20! Dia cabut 2 tiket!'
Apai now works for Bank Negara.
