Friday, July 2, 2010

The second coming | KD Tun Razak


Bernama reports the second French made submarine, named KD Tun Razak, is in Malaysian territory or perhaps under its waters. The total bill for Malaysia for the two amphibious tonkangs is now RM7.3 billions. What Razak Baginda did with the RM0.57 billions is a mystery still. What is reasonable to figure out is how to say "deal" in French which is "traiter" and goodbye which is "au revoir". Or perhaps "Paris is stupendous at sunset" which is "Paris est extraordinaire au coucher du soleil". Don't blame me if it's not so right. Take it on Google.

Maybe our language services bill at the Malaysian Embassy was higher than the Eifel Tower then as the ambassador could have been a Kelantanese. The French is a noble people and they hold immense pride in their language. It would be very enlightening to hear a Frenchman and a Kelantanese speak at the same time. If you include a citizen from Samarahan it might be "troublant". Why not settle for Mongolian?

Since the order was made in 2002, it has now almost been a decade for the tubs to arrive and we're still not sure if they're of any use. If, God forbid, we need to fire the tubs' arsenal we might have to ask Singapore for the password. Maybe Mahathir Mohammad has the password. After all, the tubs were bought on his watch. Shouldn't he know what he decided on, as PM?



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5 comments:

peng said...

'If, God forbid, we need to fire the tubs' arsenal we might have to ask Singapore for the password. Maybe Mahathir Mohammad has the password.'

I hope he sleep talks. At least national secret will not be buried together when he passes on..
Asking Spore is a bad idea, they will ask for more sand as a trade off.

Salak said...

Hehe! Dicey thing to talk in your sleep!

That would be a nightmare when he awakes. Is there such a thing as a jaw lock, peng! ;)

peng said...

I have heard of lock jaw - that's when one talks or laughs too much. I think for the ex-PM it's the former. His jaw is lock to play mode all the time - that's why he keeps spewing nonsense even after he's no longer given mandate to speak!

Anonymous said...

What crap to tell us we are almost bankrupt,yet $$$ can be had for such exhorbitant sums to get these subs, whilst we are not in any danger of war(wonder if these will be able to sub-merge)??
The Frenchies will not take us seriously since they have Najis by the balls...thus we are subjected to lousy, lopsided and expensive deals.

Salak said...

peng, give him some credit. Even if he's got tetanus, he still got thumbs and forefingers. :)

Anonymouse, French people honor their language and they think people who have "apa nama" in their vocab are cutely "bizarre" ! ;)