What is on the line is Kuala Terangganu scheduled for a bye-election on 17 January, 2009 at least for the near future year? It's not all of the "future" although future to many Malaysian can be quite short, these days. You just can never know when some other bad news are going to hit you. You don't talk about decades now: too depressing. You think in terms of quarters: Q1, Q2 not even H1 or H2. Kuala Terengganu is some 3 weeks away, and already the kris has rattled.
Will there be a big brawl in KT (Kuala Terengganu)? Chances are there will be. PAS has promised 1,000 ceramahs (tree stumping so to speak). PAS is lying - they have more than 1,000 which started even before the proclamation by the Election Commission. Well, they may be modest and not lying like Najib, and through his nicotine stained teeth, too.
Perhaps, BN may fight tooth and nail for KT. Rafidah Aziz has declared she will win the bye-election for UMNO. She was no nowhere in Permatang Pauh: not a sound from her! She could have known UMNO was licked even before the whole thing began. Will she tell all the KT women to "shaddaplah"? She will camp in KT, armed with APs around her waist and in her cheeks.
Why would BN fight tooth and nail for KT? What else? The oil, which royalty UMNO stole from the rakyat since Mahathir. That is sustainability for distant future and at least to stave off ravages of the South China Sea in rains and floods.
PAS needs to win this KT and generally build a future for east coast Malaysia. With DAP and PKR they have better things to do than dwell on old busted myths and legends.
178 comments:
What?? She says she'll win the 'bye-election' - more like goodbye election! And here comes erection!
Know what, Jong?
This Din fella has a new hobby i.e. talking to himself :)
I think PAS are peace loving people. They won't start a brawl. Just afraid for those who like to imitate the 'beruk', who may start one and blame it on PAS. So you wish to be the referee?
Bean,
Hahaha, that's one of the symptons of frustration. Send him a few copies of Penthouse from NYC for Christmas lah. :D
No, peng!
I want to see Terengganu beaches. Cendering was epitomised into songs.
Where do you think this place place is? It says Tanjong Jora, but where? They say sana ada surfing waves lah!
http://image.pegs.com/content/H/H0K/H0K2/H0K28/TANJONG%20JARA%20BEACH%203%20resized.jpg
I agree with you Peng. If UMNO does not start a brawl, no one will. I hope Mafrel in Trengganu will run their Operation Office 24/7 effective nomination day and go undercover to record all their wrong-doings.
[This Din fella has a new hobby i.e. talking to himself :) Bean]
It can be quite fun actually!
I was talking to myself the other day. My coconut tree has grown taller and I have to "jolok" young ones with a pole. One came down and whacked my shin!
You don't want to know what I said! ;)
Salak, is that pix for real? I have never seen a beach that beautiful in Malaysia! Anyway, beaches are not for me. My most adventurous was Pulau Pangkor, Tasik Kenyir (a lake), Santa Monica beach and Bondi beach.
Are these people going to pollute KT when they move in to campaign?
DM not only talking to himself, got his Cik Cun to talk in the Sime Darby post.
peng,
You should be telling me it's real. I'm 1,000 miles away! You can't make a stage prop like that lah. But you people are on the opposite site the shores!
If that is so grand why did you spend money going to Sata Monica?
I think this UMNO people are not doing their jobs lah!!!
You're right Salak. Our BN govt not doing a good job. My sis wanted to visit Sabah but was put off by the expensive air fare, About RM2,000+ for a family of 4 (2 adults & 2 kids). So expensive to travel local! And moreover, the advertising material (like billboards) do not show pix of the beautiful places in Malaysia. It has our PM, DPM & Azalina faces taking up half of the billboard. The other half is rubbish! So how to sell to locals, Salak?
Hey Mr.Bean,
Listen to this, you and your merry friends from Aloq Setoq -
"At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
P. G. Wodehouse"
Would you guys believe I have never been to Trengganu? Was in Kuantan some donkey years on official duty and have never set foot on Kelantan. I think I know more places overseas than our East Coast Peninsular Msia.
peng,
That Azlina only knows how to drag her butt. She tried Big Foot in Sarawak with Taib's son! So people would come over!
Teruklah!
“My coconut tree has grown taller and I have to "jolok …” Salak
Care should be taken to ensure that when you “jolok” you “jolok” the right coconuts and not the ‘coconuts’ of he who does the “jolok”! They might drop on Jong’s head. She’s not gonna like that – even more so if they belong to the DJ blogger!
Hey Jong!
Whatever happened to Patrick Badawi?
I saw a picture of him in songkok and a kera, palms clasped to sembah him!
Could he be one of those dead voters who'll come back to serve their Tuans?
Salak and Bean,
Rafidah gets involved in KT by-election because she wants to keep her Wanita UMNO Chief post. This is an opportunity for her to keep close to her grassroots.
She was not seen in Permatang Pauh by-election for the simple reason that she was still sore over not being appointed into the Mar 2008 UMNO-led BN Cabinet. All these politicians are a selfish lot, all for themselves that's all.
Patrick Badawi? He and that kera are reaping billions from the annual Monsoon Cup, don't you know? So the KT seat is crucial for them, UMNO must win other wise they will have problems.
Our Fat Lady overstayed her welcome and deserves to be booted out. She's still doing the same with her 'seat' in UMNO Wanita.
Has she no shame??
After all the years of looting and plundering, she has convinced herself that the country needs her! Malaysians need her as much the men need to put diapers on their heads to block the sun!
"Malaysians need her as much the men need to put diapers on their heads to block the sun!" - Mr Bean
Has anybody told you that you are as cute as Shrek2? :D lol
The billions are not supposed to be from Terenganu Monsoon Cup, were they? DAP has put a caveat on Penang property scams that Patrick Badawi had hustled!
[After all the years of looting and plundering, she has convinced herself that the country needs her! - Bean]
So what are you saying? Are you saying she has two navels?
Malaysians' pouches have grown, due to the Landas season, they can see even see their knees!
Ooops!
"can't see even their knees!"
Say what you like about that Fat Lady, the Iron Lady or whatever, Rafidah sure is one Capable Lady. Yes she may have overstayed her welcome and stepped on many toes the way she bull-dozed her way around but just name one politician in UMNO/BN who is just as capable?
Even Abdullah Badawi, Mohd Najib Tun Razak, Rais Yatim, Hamid Alblur, Muhyiddin - all will feel so insecured standing next to Rafidah. She sure stands "tall" among them!
Yeah, maybe you're right!
She stands tall amongst UMNO people! But UMNO is not Malaysia lah!
Sure we have 27.0m navel gazing Malaysians, but imagine the talent unearthed in Indonesia where you have 300.0m! They would still have 270.0m looking ahead! (less 2.0m working for us) And all the Ass Kisser Rais Yatim could say was the Melayu adat belongs to Malaysia!
Jong,
Leaderhsip is not measured by just 'capability'. It is not even just the ability to lead. The issue is where is she leading us to??
Then there are the issues of 'integrity' among others.
She is corrupt just like the rest!
Salak,
I think her ass is too big for anybody to try to kiss. Sharizat has a smaller ass. Try hers if you gotta lick something!
Why talk about Rais Yatim, he's another idiot. When he is not more a minister, he'll say something else.
I used to like what he said and thought he was different, right-thinking politician then as I 'followed' him, I found him to be noting but a 'fake', and one big idiot.
Mami mamak Sharizat? Nah, another bleddy hypocrite.
Hey, that one is Tok Cik's favourite backseat passenger la! :)
Mr Bean,
Name one UMNO/BN politician who is not corrupted and has no issues of "integrity"?
Where do you expect UMNO/BN to lead us to, after 51 years this is way we get?
She slept her way up the corporate ladder and now she's out to carve a name in politics. Being on the fringe of UMNO politics is not good enough for her!
Joong says,
"Send him a few copies of Penthouse from NYC for Christmas lah. :D
What do you expect him to do with a magazine?? Surely it is not a substitute for the real thing??
Give you two candidates for Prime Minister:
A: One corrupted, a womaniser, an alleged murderer, indecisive, a graduate "flip-flop" and always under pressure and under queen-control.
B: A capable lady, just as corrupted and a lover of diamonds and gold but more capable than A above. Stands tall among her male counterparts. Knows her stuff at the back of her palm.
Which would you choose, Mr Bean? :D
You know what I think?
I think all the Terengganu women should kick out these UMNO deranged women and men.
I knew a nice hardworking Terengganu lady in KL once. She whipped me back a 250-word page, edited some more, in less time than it took me to return from the toilet. If she's around, I know she will butt out these goons!
That beach can be anywhere in Trengganu, Setiu, Rusila or Marang. Nice
Jong, you need to visit Trengganu, you'd be surprised at how pleasant the people are especially when you shop at Pasar Payang, or downtown KT. The resorts are really home grown and so homely. A nice one is Buai Beach Resort in Marang but I think it may have closed down. Another that is eco friendly is Marang Beach Resort (also closed down) But try the closest island of Pulau Kapas, very clear and calm waters, small owner managed chalets and real freindly people.
Trengganu is where I'd probably stay if i retire
WOW, that great Shrek?
Jong
If there is only the two to choose from my vote goes to Kak Pidah. But we all must remember she rules with an iron fist. Just ask anyone in MIDA and MITI.
As for candidates from UMNO, the choice is very slim picking. Everyone in UMNO is tainted. No celan person anymore. Some may not be as dirty as others, people like Mustapha Mohamed.
Jong says,
Which would you choose, Mr Bean? :D
Answer:
None of the above.
I choose myself and make myself Prime Minister. Deputy post I give it to you.
“A capable lady, just as corrupted and a lover of diamonds and gold but more capable than A above. Stands tall among her male counterparts. Knows her stuff at the back of her palm.” Jong
So this is your description of Malaysia’s own Fat Lady??
Corrupted and a lover of diamonds?? Does that mean Shrek will have to pat her down every time she walks out of a diamond factory? Will Shrek need to put on rubber gloves?
Shrek says,
"But we all must remember she rules with an iron fist. Just ask anyone ..."
I did. They tell me she not only has an iron fist. She also has on an iron chastity belt! :)
Bean
Pinjam Basir's can opener or lock cutter.
No need rubber glove, get the dogs to sniff her. Nowadays dogs have been trained to sniff out not only drugs even handphones. That will freak her out.
Underneath that iron lady look she's a softie. Seen her flirt with handsome young officers from her Ministry.
Bean
This one for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4423kLHWzBA
Err ...siapa patah hati, Bean?
Don't think RTM plays this type of music anymore.
Btw how could we have missed out on Salak's message to Bean - PG Wodehouse
words of wisdom?
"you and your merry friends from Aloq Setoq -
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies."
Anyone? - Omar, Shrek, Peng and Paula?
Of course we await Bean's reply.
knock knock, where's everyone? Hey, Christmas is 2 days away!
Hujan lah!
Why don't you figure this?
What do lions sing at Christmas?
This lion don't roar any more! Or is it kera?
["Ini menggambarkan sikap keterbukaan kerajaan Tok Guru Nik Aziz. Keterbukaan ini sesuatu yang cukup matang dan ia boleh digambarkan inilah transformasi baru politik di negara ini."
http://harakahdaily.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=18392&Itemid=28
]
Harakahdaily, tak faham lah, susah! Any English version?
It's bright and sunny here and feeling positive! Hey I'm feeling good today!
Jong,
Shrek did the unmentionable! He made miss home so much that I'm now booked on the first flight home!
One song leads to another. I'm now in a melancholy mood, ready to commit suicide!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIODE0bjDfs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgUUA8HoxVo&feature=related
So pomelos or no pomelos, here I come!!!
Tak ada lah! They killed the English Section. They should revive it. Could create a few jobs for some boys!
It just says Khairy is eating humble pie. Not clear why. But that's the way to go rather than Mukhrit mumbling his dad's sour grapes!
So what do lions sing at Christmas?
JUNGLE BELLS! lah! :D
I want to stay in Malaysia and grow pomelos :)
I'm going back to bed! Fatwa in the morning! Hai! ;)
Jong
Can't help you there. Haven't reached 70 yet.
Malay saying for people past 65 "rumah suruh pergi, kubur panggil mari"
Will Jong be with MAFREL in KT? Try Mak Cik Gemuk keropok lekur, resort, boat service, laksam and nasi dagang.
Bean patah hati because DJ found a Cik Cun.Real cun one. Ada mirip mirip Ruth S. Jangan marah Salak.
Christmas and New Year is the best time to be in Malaysia!
What would I be doing this time of the year when I was an undergrad in MU? We would go to the girls' colleges (Third and Fourth) and had panty raids in the early hours of the morning, and be caught by the girls who would then hit us with their pails and hockey sticks, and sprayed with water! The next day we would hang our booty on display on palm trees at Speakers' Corner where Anwar would give his fiery speeches.
Everybody would know whose panties those were because they had room numbers on them! Some had holes on them! LOL
How's that??
They didn't have thongs yet!
Salak
Going back to bed - Fatwa?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIODE0bjDfs
Salak pun patah hati juga.
Some were home made panties!
Shrek,
Salak is preoccupied with his 'burung'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpegxYzvFYw&feature=related
"What would I be doing this time of the year when I was an undergrad in MU? We would go to the girls' colleges (Third and Fourth) and had panty raids in the early hours of the morning, and be caught by the girls who would then hit us with their pails and hockey sticks..."
These girls must be in their 60s today. Tak laku anymore. But Shrek still laku. Men are like wine what!! The older they are the better they get!
LOL! So you were one of those naughty ones - panties raiders? I'm hardly surprised!
Hey Bean, NYC so much snow this time around, huh!? Yeah a good time to run away from the cold. I will want to spend spring in Vancouver, loves the freshness.
Shrek, there's Mafrel Trengganu chapter there to handle the by-election, it's the responsibility unless they shout for help which is quite unlikely. Yeah I love the keropok lekur, we have it here too, imported from Trengganu and Kelantan.
We have stalls frying them and assam laksa rm2 a bowl, in the evenings by the polo-ground.
Why Salak's going to bed now? - 10.50am? Kena boycott semalam? :D
Hey the New York Harlem singers are here, will be performing a Charity Concert in Genting Highlands tomorrow(X'mas eve)for "Hope Worldwide KL" a charity organisation to bring hope and change lives of the poor and needy children and their families.
Too bad I have my plans for christmas period. The NY Harlem singers should be most exiting, will bring energy to the crowd I'm sure. They also have an incredible lineup of local artists, all volunteering.
Hey Bean,
With songs like "Fatwa Pujangga" coming from this lovesick cow Bethara Sonatha, not committing suicide is surprising! So depressing! isshk! :(
So who looks after your pomelos, Jong??
Love sick cow??? Wa!! Why you so jealous one??
Salak is playing with his 'burung nuri' :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpegxYzvFYw&feature=related
Salak and his 'burung nuri' :)
Comeon, you can never avoid feeling "lovesick" but you can overcome it. Those depressing songs further depresses, just snap out of it and look to the positive side of life, it's not the end of everything is it? Life goes on. Let dinjerk have his jolly days, you have me? Go ahead, call collect! :D
LOL !!!
Adoii, perut sakit!
Hey Jong, you going to Vancouver?
Know a certain Royal Dato who used to own Garden International School. His brother-in-law returned from Hong Kong, worked for him, despite having an MBA things didn't work out for him and he left with family to Vancouver to open a sandwich bar?
Jong,
I gotta go make dinner - hungry la!. If you feel lonely, wake Salak up and tell him not to play with his 'burung nuri' too much. They say he might go blind!
"sandwich bar" where? Metrotown? Not difficult to find out. Why, you wanna get in touch with his daughter? :D
Thanks for the entertaining exchange :-). Is the most untimely exit of Mr. Bean just when things were getting 'hot' a concession of defeat to Lady Jong? Ho! Ho! Ho! ;)
Merry Christmas!
Aiyyyyah!
Why you peep at Jong one??
Mr. Bean,
Sorry. I used a different profile to post my comment earlier and appeared as Master hehe!
Aiya! Me not lesbian...me not peeping at Jong LOL...Is that a Freudian slip? wink
cheers
Master,
You expect Jong to get excited at the sight of Salak's 'burung nuri'?? She has seen all the burungs she needs to see. One looks just like the other.
I guess you wouldn't know! wink, wink.
Mr. Bean,
Lady Jong is a wonderful woman who is loyal and satisfied with only one burung and needs to look at no other..:-p So whether or not there are differences doesn't matter to this wonderful woman :-).
I would know *wink wink* cos I know her in real life hehe...
cheers
Satisfied with just one 'burung' ? If she's satisfied with one burung, imagine how much more satisfied she would be with more burungs! :)
Obama says "Spread the wealth around". I say "Spread the happiness around". Why make one person happy when you can make dozens happy at the same time??
Oooiii, Bean!
Hang dah minum, makan roti bakar ke?
I've got this wrong idea about NYC hours! Hadn't realized it's just about noon, as of now!!!
Patutlah this Aloq Setoq Hang very chirpy this morning! :D
The beauty of life is the diversity of characters in this world.
What you mentioned is valid for someone like Cik Cun but not for Jong ;-p.
cheers
di sini sudah midnight daaa!
Aha Mr. Bean,
You are stumped LOL and declaring a retreat?
LOL!!! Young man like you must be strong!!!!
cheers
Hey, made myself a sandwich and turn around you guys have been talking behind my back? What's Cik Cun eh?
Hey Paula, surprise where did you come from?
Master,
Don't start!! You gotta be Tean or Ariffdabual - which??
Hey! Apalah you orang buat bising-bising sini? :D
No lah Salak, it's midnight in New York and our friend Bean is having his dinner?
Hey that's mightly fast and your burung nuri flew off already? :D
Paula?? Ok that's it. I give up! Two lesbians meet, and I'm out of a job!
Mr. Bean,
I am Masterwordsmith...definitely not Tean or Ariffabual.
I blog at http://masterwordsmith-unplugged.blogspot.com and also at http://masterwordsmith2.blogspot.com
Too late - I started a while ago and am enjoying the banter :-p
cheers
Jong,
I'd been observing the comments for some time and thought I'd join in for fun ;)
cheers
Mr Bean,
Paula aka masterwordsmith, our blogger friend from Penang. We met last month at Penang's vigil. She's not Tean or Ariffdanial.
Salak,
You have more hits on your blog than our DJ Blogger!
Paula is hitting on Jong. I'm not going to hit on you, Salak. I'm very straight. Maybe Shrek?
Paula,
Always welcomed. Our Jude in Ipoh I am sure is enjoying the banter too. Infact she reads more blogs than me but I don't understand them, how can they resist commenting? I can't.
Paula got curious as to what Jong was doing with your 'burung nuri'.
Mr. Bean,
I think you accidentally put my name instead of yours for this sentence:
Paula is hitting on Jong.
But it is ok. We all understand it is midnight there so we know how you feel with midnight madness and all ;-p
Interestingly, was that another Freudian slip about hitting on Salak ROFL???? heheheh And poor Shrek is now dragged into the debacle...
Ah, Mr. Bean, running out of ammunition perhaps? ;)
cheers
Paula,
You have to forgive those merry jokers from Alor Setaq - they normally jump into conclusions. Please don't get offended. That's their way of getting the truth out of you, or grind you to pulp to get you angry and say the things they love to hear.
Hey, Happy Wedding Anniversary to you both! See you this weekend in Penang!
This Paula says Jong is very happy with just one 'burung nuri'. How could that be?? What if that burung flies away??
Jong,
Thanks for the wishes..No way I am offended..I am enjoying the banter and waiting for Mr. Bean to reload unless he has fallen asleep thinking...
Mr. Bean,
This is all in good fun ya?
Merry Christmas to everyone...
cheers
Oh? I'm more concerned about becoming Kuching City Mayor! ;) The Shadow Mayor lah! But George of the Jungle said -
"Dr Chan said James, a non-politician who was appointed mayor six months ago, should be allowed to continue his work without being distracted by people calling for him to be replaced."
The Star
Bugger still afraid to move into ex Mayor's(who passed away in office tenure) Office!
He said he is not superstitious!
http://tsalak.blogspot.com/search/label/James%20Chan
Mr Bean,
"What if the burung flies away?" - that's why I'm still waiting for your call collect! ...hmmmmm blushing orledy?
I know you guys are married. But what I didn't know is that you guys are married to each other!
Hey Paula!
Merry Christmas & Happy New!
And Happy Anniversary!
Banyak masak ke? Ada ikan bakar ke?
But Jong this is a flying burung - burung of fine weather! It follows the weather! You don't want this burung!
Ooops!
Merry Christmas & Happy New YEAR!
And Happy Anniversary!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knp9-GY6fHE
Hey Salak,
Are you flying in? Peng and I will pick you up from the airport, no problem.
Salak,
Thanks for the lovely greetings and wishes..Salak dah lupa jua hari jadi hang leh :0 Memang hang and i dah tua...
Ok back to berperang mulut ;)
Mr. Bean,
Only cuckoo birds are unsatisfied with their own nests and brood. Jong is obviously a contented woman who remains unrattled by whatever circumstances or weather conditions!!!
cheers
Which airport, Jong?
Hadtjai?! ;)
I'm meeting Bean there! :D
Hey Bean!
How about making a bee-line to KT?
Love to ruin Rafidah! :D
Go ahead but watch out, you might find you have half a bird left! :D
Worse still, he might end up like a eunuch with no bird at all! ;-0
Cruel lah you Jong! :D
How would Bean put it?
Like half a bird is worth being thrown with Iraqi shoes? :D
ouch!! muscle pain lah, lol !!
Ok, back to this KT thing lah!
Azlina is really a useless butthead.
She could squeeze this Idris and Fernandez to bring sun sand and sea loving people from the world to Terengganu beaches! Why argh!?
People in Sarawak call her Big Foot Woman -
http://interkonnect.dyndns.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5498
http://profile.imageshack.us/user/tsalak/
It appears that Mr. Bean has made a quiet exit. We must have scared him off with talk of half a bird and eunuchs. ;)
The actual Sarawak Big Foot scam picture is here
http://profile.imageshack.us/user/tsalak/images/detail/#tag/bigfoot/162/00004476gq5.jpg
It's about time, we had always been the butt of his silly jokes!
The Big Foot prints - did they put plastic moulds to print the footprints? How silly and desperate can they get?!
Hmmm Poor Salak the navigator...trying to steer us back to the right path.
Ah - Mr. Bean really takut this time hehehe bayang pun takda :-)
YAY! Hip hip hurray! Sisters unite! LOL
This is Azlina and Taib's son's work in Tourism! What they did with budgeted expenses is anyone's guess! :(
Goodnite Bean, watch your nuri!
You guys in Sarawak should make a police report and call in the BPR! Of coz we don't expect polis action on Taib's son but at least put it on record the rakyat's displeasure and distrust.
The Taib family has been the 'new' White Rajah of Sarawak, right? I understand they are land banks - family members and extended family members.
I did a post on that here:
http://masterwordsmith-unplugged.blogspot.com/2008/12/power-authority-or-authoritarianism.html
Salak said he would comment but till now no bayang pun ;)
Bagaimana Salak? U seem to be ignoring me!!!
Paula i've had problems with the site logging system. That took me a bit of work.
Read it once. I'll pop over have a look. I sure could use it, even over again. Like those bigfoot pixes! :D
Signing off guys! See ya tonight.
Thanks. Would love to hear a comment from a true thorough bred Sarawkian like you or any other Sarawakian.
Jong,
No fun ler without Mr. Bean around. Me thinks he is sharpening his claws or maybe paws hehehe in bed LOL.
cheers
We got him on both sides of the ribs, didn't we? :D
Hey gang!
I seem to miss all the fun. Jong buzzed me about this morning's flirting but I was out the whole morning for meetings.
Salak, I am aghast with the big foot fraud thing from our minister of tourism. Where is Malaysia going to hide her face with con ministers like this? If she does not know, all this big foot and the loch ness monster sightings have not been proven true. And she go plant one in our backyard!
"Like half a bird is worth being thrown with Iraqi shoes? :D " - Salak
This is good one! :D
"Worse still, he might end up like a eunuch with no bird at all! ;-0" Paula Abdul
Back in Malaysia, a eunuch-like person would be out of job but over here, he doesn't need to be. He could visit a toyshop. No, that's not where Shrek goes to buy toys for his grand kids.
We're talking adult toys here i.e. toys adults play with when the kids are not around!
Gals over here carry them in their handbags. They tell me they don't believe in having others do for them (with their 'toys')what they could do for themselves! That's the spirit gals!! But don't forget to let Shrek watch. Winter nights are long and cold.
You gals give us your addresses so Shrek and I could send over your favorite toys. Salak doesn't need it. He needs an inflated life-size rubber doll? The ones showing the same expression of 'shock' (Salak swears 'syiok' is the more appropriate spelling) with her mouth wide open. But I gotta figure out first how to smuggle these through customs.
Any ideas??
Hey Bean,
Try posting this on that jerk's blog, he must be so lonely there with everyone leaving his blog. He needs some therapy.
Bean,
Apalah you!
Come over to Hatjai and curi masuk KT and tengoklah ler!
Jong,
I bet you that Halimah has one in her handbag!
No she doesn't!
She gets it when she ruins your dinner!
She didn't ruin your dinner Salak. She ruined mine, but why? She was most charming with you, remember?
[I am aghast with the big foot fraud thing from our minister of tourism. Where is Malaysia going to hide her face with con ministers like this? - peng ]
They did the same thing in Johore 2 years back and they got found out! Maybe the Big Foot was Mr Bean!
Thank got I smelled a syaitan! :D
Do you think we ought to stone her?
If Mr. Bean has such big feet, I would love to borrow his shoes, together with the stinky socks, to throw at you know who..those syaitan in our home land.
[You gals give us your addresses so Shrek and I could send over your favorite toys. - Bean]
Why not send one to the Tomboy so she can cook up another Big Foot!
Make sure you hang them upside down first!
Tomboy or 'pengkid' is fatwa-ed! Will she be an outlawed minister too?
Hey Salak what happened to those uninvited guests?
No need for toys lah. Put the cell phone on vibrate and stick it up.
You can't hide that tomboy face. Men have always been judged by the size of their shoes. So Tomboy needs a really bigfoot. Maybe she'd like to be Mrs Bigfoot.
“She didn't ruin your dinner Salak. She ruined mine, but why? She was most charming with you, remember?” JONG
She was charming to our Salak because she knew he had the toy for her to use! It is difficult to get hold of one in Malaysia.
"No need for toys lah. Put the cell phone on vibrate and stick it up." Shrek
A painful thought - that one!
Shrek,
What size of shoes do you think Tomboy would be wearing? Like those requistioned boots or what?
That might be the reason she stayed away from Pantai Cendereng - tell tale foot prints in the sand! hehe! :D
I hate to see DEEP foot prints in the sand! They have to be none others than Nek Pidah! Hmmm...! :D
Well, let's hope she doesn't disappear in quicksand!
Salak
I think Tomboy wears size 12 wide wide. Notice her bumpers are extra wide too. When she backs up she will make the beep beep sound.
Kak pidah will have an escort vehicle in front with the sign "oversize load" She has really packed on some weight. Soon her nose will disappear between her cheeks.
The Saudis like their women big and fat - healthy and wealthy.
“If Mr Bean has such big feet, I would love to borrow his shoes…” Peng
Shrek has big ears and big other things too. They say good things come in big parcels.
“Soon her(Kak Pidah’s) nose will disappear between her cheeks.” Shrek
Which cheeks are you talking about, Shrek? I can just imagine you with your nose stuck between her cheeks. Eeeww !!
Hey Bean, how's this years Christmas tree at Times Square? Must be very lovely. Do take some snaps and pass it over to Salak for the blog and all to see.
Shrek,
So you are the Arab kind, likes over-sized loads, big and cushiony!
Oh I thought good things come in small packages!
Shrek's big ears will be good for our sleepy PM. He said I have ears to listen, seem like his ears are not big enough.. the people's voice is not heard.
First we throw your big shoes. When we get his attention, we give him Shrek's ears. Next, Salak will menyalak while swinging from the trees. That will do the trick.
Bean
Remember the Big Strong and Friendly ads
Shrek have green not brown nose. Shrek never follow Kak Pidah that close, who know she may make an emergency stop. ha ha
Let's hope the people of KT gats a fair election unlike last time when the police open fire using live bullets into the crowd. Wonder what happened to that case.
Sorry, Rockefeller Center.
This is how Shrek goes to sleep every night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDYr284SUk
Jong
Arab women are pretty when they are young, but after marriage their girth balloon out. Too much olive oil and lamb. Shrek like lean meat, nearer the bone sweeter the flesh.
Peng
BadaWee don't need bigger ears, just a big wallop to wake him up now and then. Someone should put a firecracker up his crack when he sleeps. Badawee wee hears but don't listen. We call him Pekak Bodoh.
“PM said I have ears to listen, seem like his ears are not big enough.. the people's voice is not heard.” Peng
Those big ears are not for listening to the voice of the people but are tuned to listen only to Jeanne’s voice – while Rosmah has one hand on his joystick and the other on Najib’s.
Shrek,
I think Ruth is just about 5'2' petite and bubbling. Ur Syaharani is panjang!
I say Man! Nothing like Ruth! :D
Salak, I don't think Ruth is 5'2". She's definitely shorter than that - maybe just over 5 feet.
Shrek, Badawi needs to see an ENT, to clean his ears. One can't live with the wax for 65 years and expect to hear well?
Actually, this Badawai is a camel himself. The desert shadows run deep in his psychique.
What bugs you is the rest of the UMNO people are caught in this crazy trap. But Badawai seems to thaw out with Iran. Maybe he wants to play cupid for Obama?
LOL, I like the fire-cracker suggestion Shrek. But mercun is banned here.
Maybe Jong's suggestion of the ENT visit is good!
Jong,
The smaller the better lah! Genit! Petite! :D
Tapi ada api lor! ;)
Jong,
This is the worst Christmas in decades! So don't ask me again. I'm depressed at the thought of what is yet to come. Like I said I may return to grow pomelos of my own!
Salak,
Cili api eh? Another of my favourite is Shiela Majid, standing a petite 5 feet.
Shrek likes em long like Syaharani! U were rude to shrek! Apa u kata like a lovesick cow!?
Shrek! That's what Jong said! You dengor tak?
The Saudis like their women big and fat - healthy and wealthy - Shrek!
Healthy is OK lah shrek! It's the wealthy that'll ride you like a camel!
When you retire you could have a camel on the beach in Terengganu for morning rides! Maybe Nek Pidah might be seen there on a camel. Otherwise how to drag her out unless you bundle her in a 4X4.
Sorry, I was distracted. Where were we? Oh Bean, so sad. Don't brood and enjoy the Christmas season and festivities. You can't do a thing worrying about it. Time will heal things. You are not alone and everyone has their problems. We just have to handle it the best we can. Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win and you can't have everything, can you?
Syaharani? Is that her name? Terrible, she's miserable and boring, singing all those depressing songs!
Depressing indeed!
But she does rocks too, Jong!
I saw her clip shrek sent me!
I clicked a few of hers on Youtube but semua boring lah, so sial lah no wonder the share market slumps!
Anyway, I won't think much of her. To me, first impression means alot.
Different tastes in music Jong!
In concert they usually shine - the full extent of their perfomance1
I agree, different tastes. Like I love Celine Dionne(not all her songs though) but many just cannot stand her. I like Willie Nelson, his unique country western style and voice, many disagree. To each his own, you are right!
Good nite Jong!
Jong
Why ENT, Badawi should go to see a Proctologist to clean his rear pipes. He's constipated.
btw Syaharani has a CD with songs such as Unforgettable, New York, New York, Crazy, Love, You've got a friend, For once in my life, What a wonderful world, Sentimental reasons and killing me softly. Should listen to it.
Salak
Camel riding on the beach is a great idea. Camel toes are made for walking on sand, better than horses.
Wah now everybody talking about small and petite people just like that Budak Kecik on GUBRA huh. Small but packs a punch.
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